Dear Emily

Hello lovely emily
this post is from pete's left butt cheek..which i know is your favorite. Anyways i would get all up in your face like you love. You would be licking me and you would love it. All of a sudden i would release a toxic gas from my ass hole that you would have never expected. It is only toxic enough for you to be out for about a hour. Within that hour I would have magically shrunk you and stuck you up in one of those osprey nests. You would wake up in the form of a baby osprey. Before you could even panic you would haven fallen out of the nest. Unfortunatly you have not grown up as a bird and would fall right into the water because you can not fly. The second you hit water you would be swept with the current under the deck into a spot smushed next to the dock that you know you will not be able to escape. You sit here for days pondering you life and what you will do next. Unfortunalty one of those days hurricane irene happens to come and ruin you peace. The hurricane force winds blow you out of your safe spot and right onto land. The hungrey seagulls see you and grab you in their mouths. They fly you to a seagull spot and feed you their food. This does not sit well in your stomach and you start barfing right away. You barf away your entire stomach by accident. Then you try to eat a worm that the seagull has feed you. This was a mistake, since you had no stomach the worm began to eat every one of your organs. You are sitting on the beach dying organ less when a beach tag teenager comes up to you and makes you pay for a beach tag. This teenager has no place but to stick the beach tag through the last organ you have that functioning. This is your heart. A teenage beach tagger just killed you by sticking a beach tag through your heart. petes left but cheek is not longer so cute right?