Dearest Hanner,

That was very lovely by the way...if I could kill YOU,

I would electrocute your nipple piercings until your boobs burn off and fall onto the ground and get eaten by ants. Then I would have a squad of dirty old homeless men stuff your empty boob holes with porcupine quills covered in ketchup and fish scales. The scales would be shoved so far into your body that they will start to come out of your fingers and toes and I would then snap them off and feed them to you. Next i would strap Maddie to your face and laugh as she bites out your eyes and then send you both into Wal Mart where the creepy Wal Mart people would strap you down and rub their toe cheese all over your body. After that I will put you i a shopping cart full of rotten anchovies, clams, genital crabs, vanilla pudding and cat hair and tie it to the back of Amish wagon and have them cart you to the village creeper to live out the next five days doing his sexual bidding until you die of exhaustion and syphilis.

Love you,

Emily