Thursday, August 25, 2011

Dear Christine,

If I could kill you I would cut off all of your non life-giving extremities, juice them, make you drink them mixed with old chunky baileys from a shoe then put you in the ocean and let jelly fish sting sting you until your so itchy you could dir. Then we will shove your face into the ceiling fan while we purree habeneros and stick them into all your body cavities and then have a morbidly obese person sit on you and feed you kfc until you explode.

Love,

Emily, Hannah, and Abby.

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